My Books

UPDATE! November 5th, 2017

HAMMER UP! now available on Amazon!


To win the right to choose her husband, Aphrodite has to endure ten days in the company of Hephaestus, the fallen god of smithery. Except, everything about Heph freaks her out: he wears dirty clothes; he limps; his sacred animal is an ass. Meanwhile, he thinks she’s a slag, and nothing but the means to an end. Want to learn the Greek myths the hot way? Surprisingly accurate mythology, Cockney-speaking gods, and frisky erotica are mixed in this story full of humour, geek references, and romance.


You can get a SIGNED copy of the paperback for $25 (shipping included). The funds can be sent to Kolmakov Pictorials Paypal – and don’t forget to message me to my writer’s Facebook with the address you want your book to arrive at!


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Renee Miller is a reclusive web designer who, after several hours of delirium from flu, wakes up to find a stranger in boxer briefs standing in her bathroom.

John is an archaeologist who finds himself stuck in a stranger’s flat in a snowstorm.

Frozen in her neat and clean world of highly functional anxieties and her history of childhood trauma, Renee is perhaps the worst possible host for her flatmate’s boyfriend’s colleague. Yet, while the fervent gush of life that is John Greaves disrupts her carefully guarded existence, Renee finds herself gradually yearning for more.

Is John the first breath of Spring in her frigid world?

Fanart for the book is here.

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